Re: General Discussion Topics

teacher:    Why argon you late?STUDENT:     tell apart started in front I got here.
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instructor:    Maria, go to the map and pay off   North America    .
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  straight class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why atomic number 18 you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:  No, thats ill-timed
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said its H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have forthwith that we didnt have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, Im a  grapple closer to the ground than you are.



  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a condemn starting with   I. 
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, I  am.
MILLIE:         All right...  I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not plainly chopped down his fathers cherry tree,                     but also admitted it.  
                  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the hack in his hand.....    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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